Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Lesbians WTF

The title of this post comes from a humorous exchange last night while partying with Alenko. Typically Buru, Alenko and I play while on Ventrilo. It makes chatting so much easier since we don't have to type, but occasionally it's fun to type stuff out for comedic reason. I tried to do just that but messed it up and made something even funnier, IMO.

We were running around by High Priestess something-or-other in the troll temple just North of Revantusk Village (I'm not entirely sure that's the name of the place). He sent his succubus to seduce a female troll. He hypothesized that since the succubus could seduce the female troll, that would mean the female troll was a lesbian. A pretty fair assumption. I wanted to give a little chuckle, so in raidwarning I typed "lesbians ftw" or at least I intended to type that. Instead "lesbians wtf" came up. The intended message of "lesbians for the win!!" being replaced by "lesbians what the fuck?" isn't wildly humorous but man did that strike me as funny in the moment. Anything can be laugh out loud funny at 11PM.

I hit level 50 on Monday evening and celebrated Tuesday afternoon, by making a Tauren Druid. Odd way to celebrate, I know. It was for a little break. He made it to level six before I was done with my break, and then back to hunter.
Previous to-do list now looks like this:

  1. Train level 46 skills
  2. Attain level 50
  3. Cook all the Raptor Meat that I just took out of the bank
  4. Spring the gold for guild bank
  5. Find Claw Rank 7 (mid 50's)
  6. Make the Tough Scorpid Armor set items I need

Alenko said he has little interest in the guild bank. He figures we'll develop our chars and then look for a larger, group focused guild so we can knock out instances and maybe raids. Colombian Necktie will still be nice to have for our alts and a guild bank can help us share crafting items and usables between chars, but we'll see.

Scorpid armor is coming along too slowly. I was able to make the breastplate, which I really wanted, right away. The other pieces were either too high leatherworking level, not as good as my equipped item, or I didn't have the recipe. I found the glove recipe on AH last night for 80S so I picked that up. I had used up all my leather on leveling so I'll wait to make them. New to-do list would look like this then, once again, no particular order:

  1. Spring gold for guild bank
  2. Craft Heavy Scorpid Gloves for myself
  3. Find next cooking recipe to level on, like Enormous Omelette
  4. Attain level 58 and go to Outlands (6 more to go)
  5. Get Claw Rank 8
  6. Level up First Aid with the Runecloth that is now dropping
  7. Turn in 3 stacks of Runecloth in Undercity for XP and a little rep
  8. Quest in Felwood and then on to Winterspring
  9. Complete quests for hunter trinket in Azshara, 2 or 3 in Azshara and one in Sunken Temple
  10. Level new Druid to level 10 and make him Balance spec 1/0/0
  11. Tame the cat in Winterspring that has the same skin as one of the riding mounts

The Hinterlands did pretty well for me in terms of gear and XP. I was lucky enough to group with Alenko so we could complete all the troll temple quests there. The best quest reward being the trinket that grants +20 AP and + 10 hit. Holy crap is that a nice upgrade from the empty slot I had. I received a new bow from another quest with a slight drop in AGI but a nice increase in DPS. Two random drops that were upgrades (pretty uncommon) a set of mail shoulders and mail belt. 50 to 52 went by pretty quickly. And to think, I considered skipping the Hinterlands.

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